Tuesday's Top 3

1. New York Times CBS pollproves Americans have never been so distrusting of their government. Accordingto the poll, 84% disapprove of the job Congress is doing; 15% demand to know what‘Congress’ is; and 1% are happy with their home in Greenwich.

2. Makers of medical devices now lobbyfor a quicker regulatory process—donating 3.3 billion to political candidates overthe last five years. Eric Paulson was given 74K after sponsoring a bill tomake it easier to bring these to the market. Of course he doesn’t plan on usingthese; he’ll manufacture his own medical device with the money they gave him.

3. Chinauses ‘Social Responsibility’ in a sentence, making strides to perfectdesalination. China predictsa worldwide demand for desalination—soon our water will be ‘Made in China’ too. 

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10 Things You Would Have Known if You Weren’t Cleaning Poo

1. Hoping Blackberry users will have some downtime after their recent downtime, Blackberryoffers Bejeweledas compensation to the 50 million people for the four day outage.

2. Publisher’sanxieties increase as Amazoncontinues to take over the world by now publishing books.

3. Trump and hishair think that Obama should stop Occupy Wall Street protests.

4. HermanCain is still running for President—most importantly, people are still watchinghim.

5. Eminemturns 39 today, and even though his palms are sweaty, knees weak, and arms are heavy he’s going to ask Beyonce’s baby bump to marry.

6. Inan effort to abolish all physical activity,McDonalds introduces TV’s in their restaurants—just in case kids had a notionto swing.

7. Unemployment ratesare the lowest they’ve been all year, why are you still Occupying Wall Street?

8. Citigroup only gained 74%last quarter—their seventh consecutive quarterly profit. Vikram S. Pandit, Citigroups Chief Executive claims his biggest fear is that he'll become part of the .012 percent.

9. EvenChina labels food if it’s been genetically altered; they also run over childrenand look the other way.

10.SteveJobs to perform his last miracle on October 19 from 1-2 EST.  Apple stores across the nation will haveno lines as they close for his memorial.