Liberty, Peace, and the 3rd Place Turkey

[adsenseyu5] Liberty, along with his understudy Peace, was chosen from 30 finalists. We talked to the other 28 fallen soldiers who were not chosen to find out their experiences in the trenches and more importantly their opinions on being losers. Below are the top 3 responses received from various rejected turkeys.

1. If only we were living in Israel, we could have been kosher and not dinner.

2. If only we resembled the Lilac-breasted Roller, we would be on a boat to Kenya and not the chopping block.

3. If only my name was Fannie or Freddie instead of Tom the Turkey, I would be with Liberty and Peace right now.