Breaking news was reported earlier today when a shark was spotted circling in the ocean. Locals are outraged, "Not only was he in his habitat, but got hungry and tried to eat." The US Government has issued a state of emergency for the city and locals have called a Town Hall meeting. The mayor was quoted saying "it don't matter that they've been around millions of years, this here shark isn't native, and hes gotta go." The number of volunteers has been exhausted and harpoons around the state have been sold out indefinitely.