Read Me on Your Commute to Work

1. Clinton and Karzai finally find common ground, laughingat Cain’s “Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-sta” comment.

2. Zanesville, Ohio Sheriff stated that all 49 exotic animalswere, in fact, killed, including eighteen Bengal Tigers, which were on the Red List ofThreatened Species. Nice.

3. Snails can be beautiful.

4. Gaddafi is captured, finally.

5. Illegals is written into the dictionary under Romney’sgroundskeeper.