Best case scenario ends with the 26 pieces silently eliminating a few cancers in our culture. Top five as follows1. Heidi Montag - Unfortunately cosmetic surgery unemployment rates would soar, however advertising during burial would boost our ever decreasing economic downfall. Plus, who is Spencer sans Heidi? Two for one combo elimination. 2. Pig Thieves - Lead investigator Marc Chadderddon could finally sleep, "My guess is they're baking in pork chops right now", and Midwest pig farmers in Lafayette Minnesota could get back to pork.3. Ali Abdullah Salah - N/A4. Booing Crowd - Children are killing themselves because of backlash like this from bully's; you must be the parents raising them.5. TSA Employee - Tax dollars saved. Did you really think she was a terrorist?