How to Cheat a Kennedy and live to tell about it?

Arnold Schwarzenegger's new memoir is to be released by Simon & Schuster in October of 2012. The tentative title is 'Total Recall', although I think the question all of us are asking is a bit more title relevant. Some of the chapters of Schwarzenegger's memoir are as follows:

1. As an immigrant myself, I wanted to father one
2. Steroids and how they made me famous
3. I have a museum built in my honor, here's how....
4. Controlling the hired help
5. I am awesome