Woman Shamed into Holding Press Conference
Atlanta, GA –A local Homemaker was disgraced early Friday morning by blatantly ignoring The Man WhoChecks the Meters (MWCM).
According a prying eye-witness, “The MWCM knocked on Homemaker’s door until he wasblue in the face. He’s the finest meter reader we’ve ever had; he’s good, realgood. Always reading the meter accurate, and so forth. I don’t know why she ignoredhim, it was dirty. A meter reader like that, well, few and far between, few andfar between.”
Homemaker, who didn’t want to disclose her name,and will wear a mask and cloak during the Press Conference, “feels like a childwho got caught picking her nose.”
She takes ownership of her part of thealtercation, yet, still defends heraffirmation that she “wasn’t in the mood to socialize”. According to Homemaker,“Pointing blame will get us nowhere.”
Homemaker sobbed as she recounted the troublesome event, “I was just typing away,listening to the door bell ring, and clearly ignoring him. When I felt him peeringat me through a side window, I ran to hide again in the kitchen. My daughtersquirmed to freedom and as a last resort, I knew I had to go to the door andspeak to him with my head hung. He was very cordial, but I knew I had hurt him,and I’m sorry. This PTSD is overwhelming. I awake with panic attacks, and theMWCM haunts me in my dreams. Always ringing, my doorbell, and I can never getup off the couch fast enough to answer it.”
Homemaker plans to hold a Press Conferenceearly next week to apologize to all MWCM and to plead to all other Homemakers tomove beyond the stigma associated with MWCM. As Homemaker learned, “They really aregood people. We should answer the door, even if they don’t catch us hiding.”
MWCM did not want to comment for this article.