Varsity

After years of requests, I finally had a cheeseburger. To my surprise, it was the best burger and fries combo I may have ever had. It was enchanting. I got a hat for Princess. She will be thrilled to eat there with me one day. Frank served us well. For 33 years, Frank has been giving people delicious combos. When I was negative two, Frank started his career. I told him we would be back next Monday. Can I get another hat?

Cards

According to my motivational cards I am surrounded by joy when I am writing, proofing, and perceiving intuitively. I am not sure this makes me an artist, but it does make me more than a filing cabinet. The skills I am adept at that will inevitably cause me to put a gun in my mouth sum up the life of a reactive assistant. I am thoroughly convinced that there was a higher power involved in my termination. Thank you motivational cards for confirming within five minutes what years of therapy could never uncover! According to my cards computer skills, monitoring employees, maintaining records, and acting as a liaison (who doesn't have this bullet on their resume) will all result in my burn out. I can now begin cutting my cholesterol, there is evidence I am here for a reason.

Color

For a coon's age I thought my parachute color was non-profit. Raising money to help a select group of the population in lieu of adding funds to my bank account seemed perfectly ideal. Unfortunately, non-profits proved to be inefficient. Nothing trumps the devastation of watching donor dollars fly first class to Dubai. Slowly, I came to the realization that maybe non-profits weren't comprised of saints and martyrs. I became restless, turning a deaf ear to the notion that there was no place for effective leadership in my parachute! Attempting to squash my intuition, I tried once more to search for the efficiency that I had found lacking. My result gave me a boss who caused drama strictly for the effect of not having to work. My result was so discouraging that I am blogging online about the color of my parachute as a stay at home mom.