Missed Connection

Written: 11/3/11 for Huffington Post's "Best Missed Connection Award"

Result: I got a poster for 1st place

You had a prosthetic leg and suggestive hair. We talked of mechanics and the sun's rotation. I was long winded, and your halitosis was off the charts. I suggested a stroll, but your clanking proved unbearable. I left early for Preston, my Angoran Rabbit. I returned to find you had left, but forgotten your leg. A keepsake? Ricky