Tuesday's Top 3

1. New York Times CBS pollproves Americans have never been so distrusting of their government. Accordingto the poll, 84% disapprove of the job Congress is doing; 15% demand to know what‘Congress’ is; and 1% are happy with their home in Greenwich.

2. Makers of medical devices now lobbyfor a quicker regulatory process—donating 3.3 billion to political candidates overthe last five years. Eric Paulson was given 74K after sponsoring a bill tomake it easier to bring these to the market. Of course he doesn’t plan on usingthese; he’ll manufacture his own medical device with the money they gave him.

3. Chinauses ‘Social Responsibility’ in a sentence, making strides to perfectdesalination. China predictsa worldwide demand for desalination—soon our water will be ‘Made in China’ too. 

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Friday’s Top 3

1.       A homeless orphan was turned away from work earliertoday by the Tea Party supporterMelissa Brookstone, asmall business owner eating steak and sipping earl gray, who has vowed to stophiring to stand up to ‘the new dictator.’ Tea Party supporters congratulate her on her move to further slow the economy and increaseunemployment rates across the nation.

2.       Angry New Yorkers andOWS protesters close heated meeting with an agreement and three talking points withinhours—individuals then left to present the conference “Conflict Resolution” toCongress.

3.      Obama gets a scare when his Ohioapproval ratings drop, becoming more disheartened to learn that Romneyis in fact in touch with the middle class by paying only 14% in taxes—less thanthe average teacher or cop.