Rod Stewart Memoir

Rod Stewart’s memoir is scheduled to be released in 2012,possibly titled, “Some Guys Have all theLuck, Some Guys Have all the Pain.” I have “A Reason to Believe” it’s notgoing to be a National Bestseller, but “Time after Time” lame memoirs getinternational attention. So, “People Get Ready,” this memoir may just surpriseyou.

“Maggie May” or may not be mentioned in the memoir. Beingthe first person to “Oh La La” Rod hasleft her bitter as she is accustomed to calling him late at night repeating “IfLoving You Is Wrong, I don’t Want to be Right,” to which Rob replies, “I’vealready written a song about you ‘Maggie May, I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warmnow’”—he claims to have written the song because he’ll never be able to “GetBack” what she took from him.

Anyway, “It’s All Over Now,” as the book is in its lastrounds. We can guess he’ll ramble on about beating thyroid cancer in 2000. ButI have “A Reason to Believe” Rod is going to speak more about “Ain’t Love aBitch the 3rd Time” around. Here are some milestones we can expectto be in the memoir.

·       Rod’s induction into the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame in 1994.  Most of us thought “It’sAll Over Now,” but Rod took “This Old Heart Of Mine” on a “Downtown Train” toget “Cigarettes and Alcohol” to celebrate by “Twistin the Night Away.”

·       Recently Rod was asked about his obsession withFerraris—he  owns 400. He justified thisby saying “They Can’t Take That Away from Me.”

·        Rod did receive his star on the Hollywood Walkof Fame in 2005 but “Didn’t Want To Talk About It.”

·       When heguest hosted American Idol in 2006, his hand was slapped when he noted the “HotLegs” of the only female contestant,he still claims “He Was Only Joking.”

·      Most importantly in 2006 James Brown called himthe best white singer. Rod wept openly as he told James, “You Can Make MeDance, Sing, Anything.” Very profound.

Rod wrote the memoir “All for Love”and begs his fans to buy it and read it as soon as it’s published because “That’sWhat Friends are For.”

Woman Shamed into Holding Press Conference

Woman Shamed into Holding Press Conference

Atlanta, GA –A local Homemaker was disgraced early Friday morning by blatantly ignoring The Man WhoChecks the Meters (MWCM).
According a prying eye-witness, “The MWCM knocked on  Homemaker’s door until he wasblue in the face. He’s the finest meter reader we’ve ever had; he’s good, realgood. Always reading the meter accurate, and so forth. I don’t know why she ignoredhim, it was dirty. A meter reader like that, well, few and far between, few andfar between.”
Homemaker, who didn’t want to disclose her name,and will wear a mask and cloak during the Press Conference, “feels like a childwho got caught picking her nose.”
She takes ownership of her part of thealtercation, yet, still defends heraffirmation that she “wasn’t in the mood to socialize”. According to Homemaker,“Pointing blame will get us nowhere.”
Homemaker sobbed as she recounted the troublesome event, “I was just typing away,listening to the door bell ring, and clearly ignoring him. When I felt him peeringat me through a side window, I ran to hide again in the kitchen. My daughtersquirmed to freedom and as a last resort, I knew I had to go to the door andspeak to him with my head hung. He was very cordial, but I knew I had hurt him,and I’m sorry. This PTSD is overwhelming. I awake with panic attacks, and theMWCM haunts me in my dreams. Always ringing, my doorbell, and I can never getup off the couch fast enough to answer it.”
Homemaker plans to hold a Press Conferenceearly next week to apologize to all MWCM and to plead to all other Homemakers tomove beyond the stigma associated with MWCM. As Homemaker learned, “They really aregood people. We should answer the door, even if they don’t catch us hiding.”
MWCM did not want to comment for this article.